Joke Of The Week – Never Insult Anyone

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, “What kind of -ese are you ?”

The Japanese confused, replied, “Sorry but I don’t understand what you mean.” The American repeated, “What kind of -ese are you ?” Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yell, “What kind of -ese are you…Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, etc……” The Japanese then replied, “Oh, I am a Japanese.”

A while later the Japanese turned to the Americans and asked what kind of ‘-key’ was he. The American, frustrated, yelled, “What do you mean what kind of ‘-key’ am I ?!”

The Japanese said, “Are you a monkey, donkey or a Yankee ?”

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