Joke Of The Week – A Soon-To-Be Dead Man
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor´s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don´t do the following, your husband will surely die:-
- Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.
- Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood.
- For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work.
- And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him.
- Don´t burden him with chores, as this could further his stress.
- Don´t discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse.
- Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of back-rubs.
- Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television.
- And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim.
“If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health.. ” said the doctor.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, “What did the doctor say?”
“You´re going to die …” she replied.
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